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lukehemnno:

i think about 5sos’ reaction to nicki minaj’s performance at the vma’s alot it makes me laugh bc they were probably laughing alot bc one nicki minaj twerking and one of her verses are

'This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking about Eiffel’s
Real country ass nigga, let me play with his rifle
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil’

their reactions become x1000 funnier 

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bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

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